Wine : It'll get ya DRUNK!

So yea... a bottle of Charles Taylor from Trader Joes (aka 3 buck chuck) only costs me $3 a bottle. It also gets you drunk wayyy faster than beer, weighing in at 12%. I normally hate wine but this stuff is plenty doable. Seriously, it beats the shit out of drinking any typical pussy light American beer. Then again, that isn't exactly an accomplishment...