Wednesday, October 08, 2008

Sign of the Times : Monkeys used to as Restaurant Staff

The end is on us my friends; Japan has given up on robots and are now using monkeys to serve liquor and moist towelettes. Thankfully, they take payment in edamame. Stay tuned for a press release from the Union Hostesses of Japan, or Angry Scientists making Useless Robots...



I guess it must be a really slow news day. Seriously, how many cops does it take to catch one monkey?



Seriously, pull a John Spartan (skip to 5:11: "Forgot to say Simon Says")and fry his cracker ass.



*sigh* whatever happened to Westley Snipes anyway? I heard he got busted for tax evasion. What a shame, all that's left of his career is sitting at the discount dvd bin at Walmart.

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