Wierd Dream: Moustache?

I can't remember any of this dream other than in one day, I managed to grow a full moustache. I was shocked by the speed, and I directly proceeded to trim it back to normal, but it WAS entertaining to look at in the mirror. It was like a 70s porno 'stache, it was utterly ridiculous. It also had the salt and pepper thing going with some grey hairs.

And no, there were no feelings of regret after trimming it off.